bar furniture

Stools; a slightly cryptic way to talk about poop in polite company.

Man, I need to eat more fiber. I haven't seen bar furniture in days.

Dude, you should go shower, you totally smell like bar furniture.

by chinesedentist December 15, 2010

Furniture Orgasm

A furniture orgasm is when a sales person gets an orgasm from new furniture and/or new fabrics that they receive from furniture manufactures.

Susan and Brendon both had furniture orgasms when they saw the new furniture and fabric that was going to be put on the showroom floor.

by TheFurnitureGal May 21, 2011

Funism Art Movement

Funism - An Art Movement founded by Sal Marino c2001-2002. Although others claim to have started the movement some time earlier, the claims of these individuals are likely rooted in their prankster motivations as no substantial documentation esists except for their own self-authored articles and internet blogs, which only appear after the Funism Art Movement was established, copyrighted and publicized by Sal Marino, Founder at the beginning of the 21st century.

Funism Art Movement www.fineartamerica.com/profiles/sal-marino.html

by Funism Art Movement Founder April 22, 2011

Furrnis

An extremely hairy penis.

I popped that bitch with my 12 inch furrnis.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

funist

n. a person who hates fun.

He's always so serious, I think he's a funist.

by meatskillz September 15, 2009

move furniture

To have sex with a large woman.

"Did you move furniture last night?"

"Yeah, I fucked a human couch."

by leRayMoo September 19, 2014

Furtist

Another word to make the furry kid in special ed class cry. A furry who is also an autist

James is a furtist look theres an anthropomorphic character on his fidget spinner

by 51 dead kebabs May 22, 2020