Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Kiddy fiddler

a kiddy fiddler is someone who likes touching little kiddy's

"josh stop touching those little boys you kiddy fiddler"

by nonćè patroller September 10, 2020

Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Fiddle Dee Fuck

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

by J-Wi June 17, 2010

Fiddle-Fuck

To screw with something extremely irritating.

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it

by Irish Army June 28, 2014

Fiddle

What rednecks call a violin.

Somewhere in Houston, TX
'My, what a nice violin you have there!'
'Viowhat? This here's a fiddle, ma'am.'

by Fruf January 2, 2009

Frindle

A pen from a book called "Frindle"

Nick:hey can u pass me a frindle??

by DiamondIsMe June 29, 2015