Fence Bowling

A very common activity among teenagers of Tsawwassen, British Columbia, Canada. The perpetrators kick in or body check a person's fence until it is smashed. It makes a boring night fun.

Yo we just bowled the fence at old man Oeuvray's trailer park!

by Dirty Dirty June 12, 2004

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

French Waffle

V. To pour hot syrup down someone's ass crack while simultaneously slapping their ball sack with a waffle.

"Dude that stripper said she would give me a french waffle, I don't think my ass can handle it."

by stiggggggg February 9, 2012

speak french

slang for "suck dick very well."

i heard she can speak french.

by problematicjax July 15, 2017

french maid

A maid who wears a fuckn sexy outfit whil cleaning my stuf

i hired a french maid becuz pornhob got blockd

by realOGlord420 November 18, 2013

French hash

this really isn't a hash at all. this is when you get some cum on your ganja and let it dry out so you can smoke it still

Dude 1: Man, this guy just had me smoke some French hash with him in the alley, and I'm high, but man, it tasted like lox.
Dude 2: Sick dude!

by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008

French Laugh

A laugh often heard by American actors acting French. It sounds like a person with a stuffy nose saying "oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh". Try it yourself by pinching your nose or breathing through your mouth while saying it.

On the Nickelodeon TV show "All That", the French character Pierre Escargot is played by Kenan Thompson. Pierre often does a French Laugh whenever he translates his own sentences for the audience.

French Laughing after scamming someone in a MMORPG can be like slap in the face! It doesn't matter what your ethnicity is, it is just as powerful as saying "AHHAHAHAHA!".

Pierre Escargot: (speaks in French) (pauses) I'm a pretty little girl. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

Pierre Escargot: (speaks in French) (pauses) What time is it and why do you smell like cheese? Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

(In a free MMORPG game)
Seller: Hey, want to buy a super-cool sword?
Buyer: hw mch?
Seller: Make me an offer.
Buyer: k.
Buyer puts all his coins into the trade window.
Buyer: were is sword?
Seller: It's in the trade window on my screen.
Seller: Dude just click OK, it's a known bug.
Buyer clicks OK, checks his inventory and sees no sword.
Buyer: scamer!!!1scmaer!!!!!
Seller-turned-scammer: Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh! LOL what a newb!!!
Scammed Buyer: FU! FUUU
Scammed Buyer runs after the Seller-turned-scammer.
Seller-turned-scammer runs away, trades all the coins to a friend in a crowded area, logs off, changes his dial-up access number, makes a new character name and repeats his technique on others. W00T! The French Laugh strikes once again!

by rolls of fat May 3, 2006