Floon

the greatest artist who ever lived. no one knows about which always makes me upset because i was with him from the start. he signed my ass and i chopped it off and hung it up in front of my house so that everyone knows im a day 1 fan. floons forever

"omg its floons! the creative of everything beautiful and meaningful!

by floons#1fan January 21, 2020

Floon

A mixture of water, white cheddar popcorn, Doritos, five gum, perfume, febreez, and spit.

"Oh just go eat floon!"
"Eeeeew, what are you eating? It looks like floon."

by Carlz Carlz The Pizza Face! January 8, 2009

stupid foon

fucking noob

Mike is such a stupid foon!

by Spuds/fubbe January 9, 2004

Foon

A bitch, or foolish guy/chick.

"Damn, that teacher was a foon."

by Tanner And Connor October 14, 2008

foon

foon
/fo͞on/

Combination of COON and FAGGOT: An LGBTQ person who loves heterosexuals and/or cis people a little too much.

Damn, did you see the way he was riding that cishets dick? He's such a FOON.

by hicpao April 3, 2021

puutty fooo

the storm troopers main base, where all getting ready takes place, none dare tread here

puutty foo, you dat shit ain't no foo

by martay May 1, 2003

foon

A declaration of war (as it is an inverted Spork).

The King of the Pixies sent me a Foon. I'm doomed, for Her wrath will now befall me. (see King of the Pixies)

by Nyoka May 30, 2003