Floon

A person who literaly eats out the vagina to the point where it is completly gone

I would floon her dude.

by The flooner February 08, 2015

Floon

The word Floon was declared by the queen of england as the majesticest word to be ever invented.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.

Tim: "Hi Joe! Did you do the assignment that Mrs. Gooten give us yesterday?"
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."

by Floon wabalabadabdab noscope October 18, 2018

Floon

A portmanteau of "fucking" and "loon". It is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.

Chris: Did you hear? Katie and Tim had a sex change operation where they swapped parts!

Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.

Chris: What a couple of floons.

by floontastic August 02, 2013

Floon

The idiot's version of "flown", commonly used in Southern United States.
verb
Alternate Spellings - flewn, floun, fleun.

Dylan - Is it just me or has this day floon by?

Jacob - Shut the fuck up Dylan you're such an idiot.

by cooolcolin September 19, 2017

Floon

the greatest artist who ever lived. no one knows about which always makes me upset because i was with him from the start. he signed my ass and i chopped it off and hung it up in front of my house so that everyone knows im a day 1 fan. floons forever

"omg its floons! the creative of everything beautiful and meaningful!

by floons#1fan January 22, 2020

Floon

A mixture of water, white cheddar popcorn, Doritos, five gum, perfume, febreez, and spit.

"Oh just go eat floon!"
"Eeeeew, what are you eating? It looks like floon."

by Carlz Carlz The Pizza Face! January 09, 2009

floon

The definition of floon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

floon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell

L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.

O: Obnoxious.

O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.

N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the floon will believe anything read in the tabloids.

The floons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.

by Not_Rachmaninoff...I_swear May 29, 2009