flanders

a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls

Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!

by katy4662 May 2, 2008

fland

very fat person

The fland shook the ground when he walked.

by theboxpersonman December 23, 2008

Flounder

(v.) the act of placing your hand between someones legs from behind, and flopping your hand under their balls like a flounder, but not actually touching their balls, that would be gay unless "no homo" is called. Usually results in a startled reaction from the individual it is applied to.

Flounder, Floundered, Floundering

Person 1: "Dude why does Marlon look so bummed?"
Person 2: "Ohh, i just floundered him and he was so surprised that he pooped a little and it dripped down his legs onto his sock. Those are new socks."
Person 1: "Ohh that sucks, at least he gives good LJ's and can move silently through the night"

by Bluetiger July 11, 2010

Flandlecranker

The flab of skin that fat people have that hangs down over there vagina/penis. similar to FUPA

That mans Flandlecranker smells bad.

by goober2899 March 29, 2009

flonder

a word from a rich family.
to walk to random places at a random moment

to flonder in the meadows at a good time

by chris ming May 13, 2005

flud

ultimate or greatest

your phat new ride is flud

by Lats77 June 30, 2006

fludge

The thick wodge of dog hair that accumulates under the door, and has to be poked out with a ruler or a piece of cardboard called a defludger

The door was jammed with a black and white fludge; tutting, Annabelle made a defludger from a piece of cereal packet, and pushed the fludge free, before dropping it into the bin.

by Susie Kelly January 1, 2007