fluke

BAD! extremely bad. never ever have something be a fluke. it would be bad.

i had some flukey sex last night. i was pretty upset with it.

by moooooo! June 24, 2006

flucker

A joke word made up to discribe a person who is both intrested in card games and who likes to play table top role playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.

We fluckers gotta stick together...though im not sure what we should play tonight...magic the gathering or shadowrun?

by The Great Mr Slamm-0! August 8, 2005

Fluked

To be blown off, stood up or turned down by a specific person.

You Fluked me last night when it was time to reciprocate oral sex

by Trenni May 26, 2016

Fluckering

A variation of "fuckening". When you can't express your interior yells of disbelief through cussing and need a more creative word.

Karen told me that she was simply fluckering after being presented with the watermelons she hated so much.

by Chey Berry June 22, 2016

swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 6, 2009

Frosted flaker

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

by Xylem October 11, 2010

Fukery

Kind of like a bakery exept instead of bread you make fucks.

Lets go to the fukery already you fucking whore!!

by Inti2012 January 24, 2009