float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

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floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach

GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus

by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018

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floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.

Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.

by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017

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floating memory

Phrase that can be used to explain the forgetting habit after smoking weed and feeling blank in mind.

Hey man! The two puffs I got from that blunt,gave me the greatest floating memory ever.

by Elianiray July 4, 2016

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Wayne Float

Cocktail consisting of 2 (two) parts Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka -OR- Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka (or comparable), 1 (one) part Peach Schnapps -OR- Orange Curacao (drinker's choice) and lemonade on the rocks in a 16 ounce (shaker) glass. (Not to be confused with a John Daly or an Arnold Palmer.)

I tried a new cocktail last night called the Wayne Float. It was kind of like an Arnold Palmer or John Daly, but less polo shirt, plaid pants & white golf shoes-ey.

by Echomanzulu December 26, 2011

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