meme flirting

When you have a girlfriend and your texting/fb messaging/snapchatting/ig messaging/tweeting another girl memes. Then your girlfriend finds out your closer to the other girl than she originally thought.

Girlfriend: "Who's this bitch texting you? "
Boyfriend: "Just a friend"

Girlfriend: "What did she say? "

Boyfriend: "Nothing, we don't talk. She's just replying to my meme with another meme."

Girlfriend: "Wowwww... Okay so you just been meme flirting with her right in front of my face this whole time? I thought you two weren't even that close... "

by Jokerr1 July 30, 2018

Quantum Fisting

Same theory as Schroeder's Cat, if you're blindfolded and fisting. You do not know whether you are fisting a vagina or a rectum until you remove the blindfold.

Have you heard of Schroedinger's Cat?

No, but have you ever heard of Quantum Fisting? Great time at my stag party.... I think.

by Quantosexual December 7, 2018

Quantum flirting

When the flirter is both serious and joking until asked.

Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.

by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019

Ugly-Flirting

Ugly flirting is when a person flirts with you and makes it incredibly stale, dry, and obvious. This style of flirting is often egotystical and annoying to the extend of rejecting the person just because of the way they flirt with you.

Hey, you're really cute and you deserve to go out with me.
Are you Flirting with me?

Yes, isn't it obvious!?

Oh you're Ugly-Flirting, I see.

(Blocked)

by DAC__YT January 9, 2021

hate-flirting

when two people are flirting but in a rude and mean way, but are secretly like eachother but flirt in a rude way

“Charlie and Katie were so rude to eachother today they told each other to die”

“i heard Charlie n Katie like eachother it’s probs just hate-flirting”

by urmumisamilf69 October 20, 2021

Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.

"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"

by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022

ritualistic poultry fisting

Here's the thing about ritualistic poultry fisting, it's pretty much the answer to any and every question formed by man over his existence but so few have been willing to actually try it that the knowledge is all but lost. You could say it's bullshit, but unless you sincerely try a poultry fisting ritual for yourself you really don't know that do you?

Hyder: How did the twin towers fall if jet fuel don't melt steel?

Tex: It makes perfect sense if you know anything about ritualistic poultry fisting.

by johndoe86x2 July 28, 2016