filing

To rub the length of one's penis along the outside of the vagina to stimulate the clitoris.

Dude in the middle of having sex with my girl I pulled my penis out and started filing her, she loved it.

by Filer March 1, 2016

Fixin' it

A way to describe masturbating (typically used by girls because it supposedly sounds less dirty).

Other conjugations: Fix it ("I need to fix it) or Fixed it (I just fixed it)

"Oh my gosh Becky, I am like sooo horny. I definitely am going to be fixin' it tonight!!"

by vodkasoderr December 2, 2010

Flxing

To send flirtatious texts to somebody aka spitting game via text messages. Came from the words text and the words flirt and flex.

Pronounced - ef-el-ex-ing or flexing.

*Warning* Can lead to sexting.

Chiller: Dude are you still texting that chick?
Barney: Yeah, I'm tell her about how much I like her new hair color and how much I can bench.
Chiller: Your totally flxing man.

by Anonfourtwenty June 14, 2011

Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

by Seems Like Science March 31, 2015

Drunk FiBing

Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.

I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.

by Jeremichi July 3, 2010

Rusty Firing Squad

There are a few ways to go about this, but the most efficient is to get directly behind your mate while executing the Rusty Chainsaw. Insert Anal Beads into your partner's stink hole. Place a blindfold over your eyes. Grab the end of the bead strand and pull outward fast in one quick motion. When last bead pops out, so too will a giant shit slug or greasy wet buckshot, which, based on good positioning, should hit you squarely in the chest. A real man takes it to the head.

Man, Rhonda got me good with a Rusty Firing Squad. I'm still picking peanuts out of my bellybutton.

by Luke McCullough December 9, 2008

michael j foxing

The act of shaking or getting the shakes/shivers.

Dude: Yo its so cold outside Man
Bro: Yeah no doubt i was michael j foxing

by Dizza March 15, 2006