Facebook Fit

Facebook Fit is a scenario where you have a friend on Facebook who is very average looking in real life, but looks hot in their Facebook pictures.
That Katie is such an enigma. She looks so hot on Facebook, but in person, she's a dog. She's 'Facebook Fit'.
by Crazy Coder January 23, 2009
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Planet Fitness

A place where you can eat pizza, use a leg machine as a bicep curl and a fucking air siren goes of if u accidentaly drop your pen
Planet Fitness, a wounderfull place where everyone can do exercises wrong
by R2tr0 May 19, 2022
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fit to be tied

to be extremely upset, angry, and/or agitated.
(Common American Idiom)
He bought a ticket for that specific flight, so therefore he was really fit to be tied after the airline agent refused to issue him a boarding pass.
by Gary Dunn May 29, 2006
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nic-fit

a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.
do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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hissy fit

Just because I forgot your birthday, theres no reason to throw a Hissy Fit
by SteveDave May 09, 2003
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FIT Bike

The greatest BMX bike company, specializing in very light bikes.
Hank says "Hey is that a Mongoose your riding?" "Hell no," replies Fred, "This is a FIT Bike, how the hell else was I able to land that jump?!"
by AlphaCheezburger March 10, 2010
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 01, 2014
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