fuzzy fig 

another word for a vagina, like fuzz (hair) around a fig newton

"Yeah dude she pulled down her pants and it looked like a fuzzy fig"

fuzzy fig by Dan Fig June 23, 2007

gay fig 

Origin: United Parcel Service, PD-7 Crypts, San Bruno Night Hub BITCH! Evented by Cisco and used by The PD-7 Crew and kept alive by ZiLLa. It means you're a gay fag.

Zilla: Oh yaaaaaa!
Cisco: Gay fig!

gay fig by ZiLLa March 7, 2005

big fig 

A hella big fig. What else would it be?

"Bro, guess what I got at the store yesterday"

"What?"

"This big fig"

big fig by Ameag January 25, 2017

Choddy Fig 

Absolutely anything you want it to mean.

" that boy is such a choddy fig"

Choddy Fig by John kneecaps August 20, 2016

douche big a fig a lig 

Someone who is actually worse than, a Douche, a Fag, and someone with just one leg. All wrapped into one.

"I got $5 on a 50 yard dash, you smelly homo!" douche big a fig a lig.

douche big a fig a lig by jessedewey April 16, 2008

fart fig neuton

n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast

"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."

fart fig neuton by Geechy January 28, 2009

Co-fig 

Confused or confusing (can be used both ways). Puzzled.

"This movie is really co-fig."

Co-fig by Alex Pacillas January 15, 2008