Feetus

Noun, 3 or more feet

1 foot is "foot"
2 feet is "feet"
3+ feet is "feetus"

While at the beach I looked down and saw bare feetus everywhere.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

Harlequin fetus

An inhumanly disturbing birth defect. A victim would have extremely hard, bleach-white skin, and possibly red blotches near its eyes. As the word harlequin suggests, it has abnormally-shaped skin which breaks off easily, as well as odd-looking lips. It does not live to be very long, as it loses too much blood.
Seriously, PLEASE don't look it up. I know I sound like a chicken, but believe me, there is nothing worse I have seen in my entire life.

It is hard to believe that the harlequin fetus is human.

by chicken December 19, 2003

Uncle Festus

A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"

by Sosababy3hunna September 21, 2015

Anti-Fetus

People who are anti-fetus believe in the same rights as people who are pro-choice but for more sinister reasons

(For the English spelling see 'Anti-Foetus')

"So you're anti-fetus rather than pro-choice but we all agree that women have the right to choose right?"

"Kind of but really I just hate fetuses. Those things freak me out."

"They are ugly."

"Yeah, like a monkey with the AIDS or something."

by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

Fetusgate

A slang for the word "Pussy". Usaully refers to a person being a little baby about something.

Vincent rubbed his arm sobbing after Sammy punched him in the arm.
Sammy screamed, "Dude, you're such a fetusgate, I barly hit you!"

by Aaron Stroup October 25, 2006

Fetus King

An Irish man with a red beard who controls every fetus in the world, he summons them and decides their fate as a human being. If the fetus is not right he will eat it right away. He also enjoys fucking the fetus if he's up to it.

Doctor: Im terribly sorry but i have some bad news
Parents: What is it Doctor!
Doctor: Your baby was visited by the Fetus King during the night and is no more.

by BleachedBlack21 June 4, 2012

Fetus Spiders

Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.

1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.

2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.

by vagrant48 March 10, 2009