flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.

Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.

According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 27, 2022

fapphones

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.

My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

by Anonymous States of America October 25, 2007

Fappe

To masturbate in a Coffee Shop

"I went to StarBucks yesterday and had an amazing Fappe." "Don't you mean frappe?" "Nope."

by Sparkle MilkBags October 13, 2011

Fappin it

masturbating vigorously, usually to Spankwire
and between WoW raids

Ok, its 7:28 and the raid doesn't start 'till 7:30 so
I'll be fappin it for 2 minutes Brb

by Deathblooms April 27, 2008

Fapple Juice

When one, or many, ejaculate into somebody's apple juice prior to them drinking it by fapping. Usually performed by men, but on rare occasions by stealthy women.

Jackson hung above the school cafeteria in the nude for hours upside down, waiting for the perfect moment to engage in the craft and art of "Fapple Juice."

by The Lehman January 17, 2011

Flappy Bird

One of the few things actually harder than a Nokia phone. Known to frustrate teenagers and many young adults. The object of the game is to get the bird to "flap" through Warp-Pipes (as seen in the Super Mario series) without dying. See: insanity

Jared was playing Flappy Bird until he realised that he isn't going anywhere in his life, and that he should stop pulling his hair out and attend to his Algebra 2 homework.

by Jar_Lar January 27, 2014