Wisdom Fap

When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.

"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."

by Neuron November 28, 2014

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fap shaming

To belittle someone for masturbating excessively.

Me: I was watching some lit-ass porn last night and I fapped like 4 times to it.

Friend: You shouldn't masturate so much. It's not healthy.

Me: Stop fap shaming me you fat-ass piece of shit!

by Can't get drunk if your never April 17, 2018

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Fap God

A term for fappers on a whole new level. Above even the rare Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap God will spend every second cherishing the joy in fapping.

Joe: Is your crotch suffering seizures?
Bob: Nope, I'm just fapping.
Joe: Lord, that's gross.
Bob: I think I'm starting to feel like a fap god, fap god..
Joe: ...

by W1N5T0N52 May 15, 2015

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Suicide Fap

It's a masturbation challenge, it's done in the house of your parents. When you're masturbating, you have to scream out loud for your parents to come in, and you have to "finish" before they arrive.

"Dude, Henry beat the suicide fap!"

"Wow, that dude must have good hands!"

by Raleigh Antrobus January 17, 2013

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fap attack

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

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Fap Fingers

The condition of your hand (or hands) after too much masturbation.
Its a pain in the joints of your 3 middle fingers, Rarely in the thumb or pinky.

Guy: Dude I cant help you move
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy: Because my hand is fucked
Guy 2: What did you do with it?
Guy: WHAT DIDNT I DO WITH IT?!
Guy 2: Fap Fingers?
Guy: Yeah...

by RyaTheNeko December 7, 2010

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