Flea Market

When one person in an orgy has crabs and gives it to every member in the orgy.

Man, I was with a couple of people the other day and I ended up getting an STD, I think someone flea market the orgy

by The turn tables June 18, 2022

flea spreader

A pet that has contracted fleas and is segregated to keep the fleas from spreading to other pets, furniture, people etc.

“Minnie is a flea spreader, just like the rest of them”

by minniecrip August 12, 2022

The Flea Waltz

!!!SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONPA V3!!!
a traumatizing song used in danganronpa V3 for Kaede Akamatsu's execution, where she gets brutally hanged, and moved up and down via a rope, which lasted for 8 hours.

Kokichi: HEY SAIHARA CHAN! WANT TO PLAY THE FLEA WALTZ? ILL PLAY IT EXTRA FAST, SAIHARA CHAN!

Shuichi: *intense sobbing*

by emuotoriiii June 22, 2024

flarmesan fleas

fleas covered in Parmesan

Robert: Man, theres so many fleas!
Josh: Man, throw some Parmesan on them!!!
Robert: WHY?
Josh: Then they will be flarmesan fleas. It's a delicious snack.

by airplane34 October 02, 2018

hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 30, 2019

The fleas of a thousand Kamalas

An ancient Arabian curse which has dogged the Trump party and which will continue to do so effectively and lethally.

The curse that Arabia invoked to defeat Trump's basket of deplorables:

"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,

and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."

by bitchuck November 01, 2024

Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.

There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.

by nxtdoorbuddy March 19, 2018