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Flea Market Hot

Adj: The attractivness of a girl in comparison to the particular surroundings.
"Chrissy is Flea Market Hot...! I wouldn't walk through the mall holding her hand, but I would totally sport her at the flea market!
by DK Rock Don January 9, 2009
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Flafro

A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.
Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
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fleasquito

a creature of deadly capabilities that makes you itch real bad. If you are bitten and cant tell whether it is a flea or a mosqito you are dealing with a fleasquito. A fleasquito has deadly flea like fangs with the wings of a mosquito it is incredibly ugly and is paticularly attracted to the most sexiest of humans. often die before they reach maturity due to the fact that they are inclined to mate with their prey's skin and forget completely about feeding. Found where there are sexy girls and a hot climate. The fleasquito also goes by the name "carlos hose maria" due to its mexican origins and its stuble.
oh no it feels as if i have just been been slapped across the leg with an incredibly spicy and sharp taco! it must be a fleasquito
by jamcola December 8, 2010
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dick fleas

1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs
My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.
by B-nus July 23, 2006
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fleabagging

The act of a homeless man teabagging another man or woman.
Homeless man sees another sleeping in the alley and realizes this man stole his spot, therefor he moves in for some fleabagging, drops his pants and then drops his balls in the other mans mouth.
by AlleyPorn May 15, 2014
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Flea Flicker

A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”
Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?

Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.

Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.
by MDM_1234 December 31, 2012
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fleagle

Any person that can sit around all day and do nothing at work except cruise the internet and write emails. Usually works for some government agency
Why is my inbox full again? Must be fleagle.
by buzzard nuts March 1, 2005
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