Flafro

A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.

Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!

by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009

Flakron

An amazing Albanian Warrior, one that will never give up. Although he's spectacular, he's mostly shy around groups of people, but not with singles. Don't mess with him because he will kick your butt! Even if he doesn't look like he can. Right now he's acting like a regular teen that goes to school but secretly he's learning to fight for the next Albanian war. This way he's hiding his true identity.

I got my butt kicked by Flakron because I thought he was weak.

by AlbanianFighter December 3, 2010

Flafoing

Flafoing means spending too much/all of your money on a game.

He is flafoing Roblox! Tell him to stop!
He is flafoing games he will never play again!

by IdontLikeFlafoing December 11, 2022

Flafodrinker

Being bad at drinking drinks (Mainly water). Like, "Bad at drinking." but shorter.

He is a Flafodrinker, he spilled his water on his computer.

by Flafoer January 4, 2023

Flafo dog

a whimsical little dog
basically a good boy :D

Flafo dogs are the greatest

by IdontLikeFlafoing January 11, 2023

Flaflooga

The name of a planet.
In the episode of Boy Meets World where Eric dates the girl playing guitar (Corinna)in front of his father's store. This was the planet he said he'd like to send her to.

Eric: "Ok, Corinna, I don't know how to say this, so, I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can."
Corinna: "What?"
Eric: "I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy and perky all the time; maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny and the two of you can go off and be bunnies together. CHECK! For the love of God, would somebody please bring me a check?!"
Corinna: "You don't want to see me anymore, do you?"
Eric: "Oh, see, it's not just that. I want to put you on a rocket ship and send you to the planet Flaflooga."

by Bettie Who May 1, 2005

flatrocious

Usually said by a surfer. When the surf is so flat, so non-existent, it just becomes sad. It is flatrocious.

Person 1: "Hey did you check the surf today?"

Person 2: "Yeah. What a waste of time. It is flatrocious..."

by surfstarchris August 30, 2006