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A flat affro. This phenomenom often occurs when a human with an affro sits or lies down and rests their head against a surface that gives greater resistance than their hair. This gives them a flat affro, and this does not right itself until the wearer of the affro fluffs up his/her hair. The degree of a flaffro can vary.
Guy with Afro- Hey guys... What is it?
Guy- You have a flafro.
Guy with Afro- What?
Guy- You look like a flattened hedgehog! Fluff it up a bit, man!
Flafro by uwanttruthitellz August 8, 2009
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An amazing Albanian Warrior, one that will never give up. Although he's spectacular, he's mostly shy around groups of people, but not with singles. Don't mess with him because he will kick your butt! Even if he doesn't look like he can. Right now he's acting like a regular teen that goes to school but secretly he's learning to fight for the next Albanian war. This way he's hiding his true identity.
I got my butt kicked by Flakron because I thought he was weak.
Flakron by AlbanianFighter December 3, 2010
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Flafoing 

Flafoing means spending too much/all of your money on a game.
He is flafoing Roblox! Tell him to stop!
He is flafoing games he will never play again!
Flafoing by IdontLikeFlafoing December 11, 2022

Flafodrinker 

Being bad at drinking drinks (Mainly water). Like, "Bad at drinking." but shorter.
He is a Flafodrinker, he spilled his water on his computer.
Flafodrinker by Flafoer January 4, 2023
a whimsical little dog
basically a good boy :D
Flafo dogs are the greatest
Flafo dog by IdontLikeFlafoing January 11, 2023
The name of a planet.
In the episode of Boy Meets World where Eric dates the girl playing guitar (Corinna)in front of his father's store. This was the planet he said he'd like to send her to.
Eric: "Ok, Corinna, I don't know how to say this, so, I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can."
Corinna: "What?"
Eric: "I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy and perky all the time; maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny and the two of you can go off and be bunnies together. CHECK! For the love of God, would somebody please bring me a check?!"
Corinna: "You don't want to see me anymore, do you?"
Eric: "Oh, see, it's not just that. I want to put you on a rocket ship and send you to the planet Flaflooga."
Flaflooga by Bettie Who May 1, 2005

flatrocious 

Usually said by a surfer. When the surf is so flat, so non-existent, it just becomes sad. It is flatrocious.
Person 1: "Hey did you check the surf today?"

Person 2: "Yeah. What a waste of time. It is flatrocious..."
flatrocious by surfstarchris August 30, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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