to err is software (to fix human)

something you say that it is natural for a software to be defective and it is important to accept and fix defects when they occur

In this digital age, "to err is software (to fix human)"

by mundsn July 9, 2018

flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

Dick Fix

Women who like to wake up their man in the wee hours to satiate their loins with a quickie are getting their "dick fix" and then they go back to sleep.

"Last night I woke up needing a dick fix so I jump on my man for a quickie and then crashed!"

by svnyrbtch April 5, 2010

WOW Fix

Getting enough timed played on WOW daily so that an individual wont experience symptoms of WOW withdrawl which include moping, anxiety, and general bitchiness.

John: What the Hell is wrong with Jason? I swear that boy is EMO!

Jack: He just needs his WOW fix and he will be straight.

by Malkazar February 8, 2010

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011

pink fix

a mixture of cocaine and chili powder

Lindsay, Paris and Britney went to the bathroom to have a pink fix.

by jalisciense December 22, 2008