Evan is a beautiful, kind, and sexy ginger. He knows who to make you feel happy and loved. Also he is the GAYEST human being in the world.
by AliceForRealsOMGA February 22, 2018
Get the Evan mug.Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 5, 2017
Get the Evan mug.A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.
by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018
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He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.
"Evan has to be the best guy"
by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018
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Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"
by Albert Alien June 24, 2018
Get the Evan mug.by bossman7477 July 23, 2018
Get the Evan mug.A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019
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