Joe Ergen

Medium height bitch with no hands. Smells like weed 24/7 and is a massive feen for baggery’s nic. He is a massive cock sucking fag and loves dick in his ear. Don’t be Joe Ergen

Person 1: Damn I wouldn’t wanna be a Joe Ergen.
Person 2: Yea I’d rather kms

by Baggery January 27, 2020

ergo

The gayest word in the English language

Ergo is a word used only by people who think they are smart, but really don't understand how to write or speak.

by Dictionaryfreak July 19, 2004

ergomaniac

Someone obsessed with finding the placement of items in their immediate surroundings to obtain the maximum comfort and convenience.

Most men are ergomaniacs during March Madness - the couch is used for reclining, and the table has to make the perfect footrest. While reclining, they must be able to reach 5 types of snacks, 2 types of food, 3 desserts, and 3 electronic remotes. At the same time.

by zurielseven May 15, 2008

Egonut

Egonut is someone who exaggeratedly loves himself. He thinks he owns the universe. An egonut usually snubs everyone. He also believes that he's very famous and rich even though he can't afford rice and beans.

Bobo: Hi Pepe, would you like to play tennis with me today?

Pepe: Are you kidding me? I 'm too pretty for the tennis court. I belong to a country club.

Bobo: Well, I'm going to the burger stand. Do you care to join me?

Pepe: Dude, I only consume caviar and fine wines.

Bobo: You don't have a job.

Pepe: I'm a movie star!

Bobo: Dude, you're an EGONUT!

by lili dauphin September 21, 2009

Erroneous baronus

An unwanted or inapropriate erection

During a routine physical by the school nurse I was stricken with an erroneous baronus

by Mykeb46 February 14, 2012

ergin kneeckuf

An ancient word word and no one knows the true meaning. Legend has it that there is a secret meaning when you say it backwards.

-Hayden, Terry, Keaton.

unknown ergin kneeckuf

by Terry.Secord Hayden, keaton November 8, 2018

Erjon

A Jew. He is a snake. He will always betray you.

''Fuck you. Erjon''

by Erjon November 21, 2021