loel english

a weird mix between british english and absolute nonsense

i was talking to my friend michael and he started speaking loel english

person 1: nan sorcha ball flynt after one one landey spaff nan
person 2: what the fuck are you saying

person 3: he’s speaking loel english you twat

by yunggonZalo December 19, 2020

Neo-English

A new dialect of English that developed in the early 2000’s and is becoming more prominent in the 2020’s, words such as pog, cap, boomer, etc replaced their modern English counterparts starting in the late 2010’s

Guy: Sorry I don’t speak 2020.

Other guy: it’s called Neo-English

Guy: eat shit and die

Other guy: OKAY BOOMER

by Obiwan723 January 22, 2021

Olde english

a malt liquor made by the Olde English 800 brewing company in Milwakee Wisconson. Popuar with ghetto youths, bums and alcoholics for its high alcohol to price ratio.

man i drank to fourties and ended up shooting my sugar ray into her purple star. (see dictionary for other definitions)

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

english

the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison.

it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons.
anglo-saxon--->anglish--->english

as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.

by bobertdude December 30, 2007

Urban English

The form of english spoken by people in low income housing and the projects. Words such as "funeralize", "conversate", "nawmean", "aw'ight", and so on are all examples of uban english.

He grew up in the projects and speaks Urban English

by legacygeek June 26, 2009

e-English

A form of English that includes a multitude of time-saving abbreviations and acronyms, e-English is the language of choice for informal emails, instant messages, cell phone text messages, and blogs.

"Bye bye for now" in e-English is "BB4N"

"Taking a shower" in e-English is "TAS"

"Pizza" in e-English is "P-ZA"

by Jakeosity April 5, 2006

English Class

Classes that involve writing essays and reading text. Also known as the most boring type of class you will take in school. A hell of a lot different than math which is also known as the fun class.

I hate English class! Why can't everything be math?!!

by nilethe146 November 13, 2017