Earlham

(1) When you have violent diarrhea into the ear of another person. (2) a terrible vocal performance

“Did you just give that dude an earlham??”
“That singer is earlhamming that entire audience.”

by Wade Bilson March 29, 2019

Early days

The beginning of a relationship, unofficial. Essential, it's way too soon to tell what will come of this.

Mercutio: What's up with you and Juliet?

Romeo: it's early days...we'll see.

by Skylarzein September 16, 2019

Earfloss

1. noun: (in music) When the sound alternates between the left and right channels to produce a flossing effect in the ears.

This Pink Floyd song has so much earfloss going, it makes me dizzy!

by LitGawd October 10, 2019

Early release

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.

I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.

by JoeyBomm May 27, 2020

Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 11, 2008

john early

Something you reply with when you know someone is going to say something stupid!

J BUCK:Yo what up mah nigga
J MOONY: What it iz son
J BUCK:YO i heard that y...
J MOONY: JOHN EARLY!!!! stfu and git out my crib.
J BUCK:Fuck you nigrock

by j moony July 12, 2007

Ashe county early college

The type of place you go only if your trying to escape your abusive parents. The principle is the devil and doesn't know what shes doing. It is pretty much equivalent to hell.

You ready to spend a day in hell otherwise known as Ashe county early college

by homer2004 January 13, 2020