executableness

How much a person is likely to be executed.

Dude1:Dude that Chick is so ugly Her executableness is off the charts!
Dude2: Dude, that is a Dude.

by jake winn January 13, 2010

Self-execute

1. To do something yourself for yourself
2. To do something yourself to yourself
3. To do something yourself with yourself

He decided to self-execute his subconscious as to get unneeded info out of him as that subliminal flush wasn't as effective as he thought he needed.

by TrueBlueHue1 May 30, 2024

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

Executive

"Executive " : n 1 : the branch of a system with duties well known with executive commitment .. 2 : administered for managing stages commitment as responsible ..

"Executive " : "ex-ec-u-trix",

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by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Jungle Execution

A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.

"He became free when Ciocolatta got a fucking Jungle Execution from Giorno"

by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019

Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.

The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.

by Publius0987 April 15, 2025