EREES

The act of A TOP bumfucking a very submissive BOTTOM.

Frank: Hey Trevor, feel like doing EREES tonight ?

Trevor: Sure Frank or should I say Mr. President, you know my ass belongs to you.

by Vice BWDAGM January 4, 2009

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004

erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

Eretiquette

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).

Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."

by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010

Erectographic memory

It is the phenomenon when a person remembers every detail of his scenario every time he is aroused and has an erection. It is a type of photographic memory that is only activated during an erection.

Zee has erectographic memory so he watches porn and studies for his exams.

by masterdebator182 October 6, 2010

erecton

1.) When you get an erection so big that it looks like it would weigh a ton.

2.) The atoms making up your penis.

1.) Me:Hey girl,you look pretty damn hot.
Girl:Maybe i can let you fuck me.
Me:You just gave me an erecton.

2.)
Me:Hey babe,guess how many erectons make up my dick.
Girl:I would say like 100,000.

by XRacer16 November 2, 2015

Erencan

A creature who does heaps of gossip and is a genius at hacking the fuck out of your life. Knows any fucking detail about you before you even get the chance to meet each other. Can sometimes be a savage but again is too lovely to be mad at.

Being defined as Erencan
A: Oh yeah that's Steffany

B: Yeah I know, that one girl who just broke up with her boyfriend two days ago, owns a dog called Mila, works at McDonald's and is currently majoring in management and economics and went abroad to complete an internship in Minnesota last year.
A: Wow, you're so eren.

by Random Barniye January 5, 2017