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Eden

A swamp monster from Edonia, practicing Edenism; She's Edenistic. You have to be fluent in Edenology to communicate with her... And so far, TJ is the only one who can.
oh, that's the swamp monster, Eden from the swampiest swamp of all swamps... I hate it when she swamps around here
ughhhhh!!! shes the swampiest of all the swamp monsters!
by edeninoctober August 29, 2019
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Elder High School

An all boys catholic high school in price hill of cincinnati, Ohio. They are known as the panthers and are the biggest badasses in all the land. Elder is known for its academics, athletics, and overall superiority to St. Xavier and the rest of the GCL schools.
I wish i would have gone to Elder High School.
by turkey tom May 6, 2009
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the elder swear

What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.
The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.
by Potter Fan 515 September 2, 2016
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edens pussy

pussy so awesome it cannot be defined
by Kam.the.kool.aid.man June 10, 2011
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Eden

Eden is the biggest heart breaker you'll ever meet. Has all the boys on a leash even though she doesn't believe it. Eden pulls all of the boys (and men) from 15 year olds to 35 year olds they all pine after Eden. Works one shift at work and gets 3 numbers for three different guys each time. Eden is gorgeous inside and out and everybody but her sees it. Eden has a smile that can make anyone fall in love with her. She not only has the biggest heart but also the biggest brain. Eden is perfect.
"did you see that girl, shes got all the boys coming after her"
"man, shes such an Eden!"
by superpumpdrinkbottle March 12, 2017
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eDEN

An example of how to not run a mining corporation.
eDEN died out during the events of JC3 to AI
by trollface moment June 10, 2020
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elder god

The above definitions are incorrect.

The Elder Gods are an Ancient Stellar Race of Beings that dwelt in supreme darkness in a time long since forgotten, a time before there was ever Light. The Ancient Ones were the rulers of this darkness. Then came such a time that The Elder Gods stood up against the evil Ancient Ones and thus a Great and Terrific War was fought in the Heavens.

The Great God Marduk, Begotten of Our Master Enki, Ruler of the Seas; Marduk, who is Lord of Lords and Master of Magicians, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Shape, The Magic Number and The Magic Word, was given Fifty Weapons and Fifty Powers with which to fight The Ancient Ones. These Powers are the remaining, unmentioned Names of The Elder Gods.

During The Great War, the awful God Tiamat, The Writhing Serpent, was slain by Marduk and thrown down into Absu, The Abyss, there to be forever kept, save when a magician of the blackest of arts is skillful enough to rouse The Ancient Ones and The Serpent of the Deep, Cthulhu, and open The Gates to The Outside and allow Them that dwell Therein entry into Our World.

And from the fluids of Tiamat were The Heavens and The Earth created as well as The Stars.

Also slain was Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, and from His body He did bleed and from His blood did The Elder Gods create the race of Man.
"Stoop not down, therefore,
Unto the Darkly-Splendid World,
Wherein continually lieth a faithless Depth
And Hades wrapped in clouds,
Delighting in unintelligable images,
Precepitous, winding
A black, ever-rolling Abyss
Ever espousing a Body unluminous
Formless
and Void"- The Chaldean Oracles of Zoroaster
by E April 6, 2005
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