"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009

Spruce Duece

Dropping a terd so big, thats floats and will only fly once.

I'm going to the bathroom to drop a spruce duece.

by Craze Jizoe May 13, 2010

duece

another word for a gun the nyc drill rappers use.

"Get that duece, nigga!"

by j dotty March 6, 2023

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

blue-duece

when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.

Me- So did you get any last night.

P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.

Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.

by poon()daddy July 15, 2011