DUCKED

A compulsive liar*'s story based on his inception of truth.

*Duck himself.

"Can't believe he Ducked me today."

by BDKMV June 9, 2014

duck

the best freakin animal known to mankind. ducks can kill 20 humans using only their bill.

mallard duck
mottled duck
Duckimus Maximus
golden eye
red head

by john t September 7, 2006

duck

What a dog is called when it is about to get a bath.

When Attie is getting ready for her bath and I put her over the sink, she paddles like a duck.

by holly palmer January 14, 2008

duck

To search something on the internet using the search engine DuckDuckGo.

What is the capital of Ohio?
I don't know, I'll duck it.

by Voop McD February 22, 2011

A duck!

a duck is a female who allows herself to be mentally used. she thinks knows things but when she talks it becomes very comicly clear that she does not. naive in a rude but absent minded way.

Those three guys know each other. But she thinks shes playing them?! What a duck.

by Kris Robyn September 14, 2005

a duck!

A small featherey creature commonly found in parks and in ponds.

"Would you like to buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A duck!"
"Does it quack?"
"Of course it quacks! Its a duck!"

by Sparky November 25, 2003

ducked

Ducked (v): The act of receiving fellatio whilst driving.

The individual providing fellatio must duck down during the act.

"Yo B! Did I see you rolling down the street staring at the sky?"

"Nah dawg, I was gettin' ducked by that hoochie Tanisha from 'round the way...she gives that good top, yo"

by Miraclewhipz October 4, 2011