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Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.
Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!
by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011
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Drive by brooming

Drive by brooming
Sleeping with someone then brushing them away like dirt afterwards.
Person 1: what happened to that girl you liked?
Person 2: nah, it was just a drive by brooming.
by Lord xepho March 19, 2019
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Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like
I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses
by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019
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Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.
Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.
by seant708 August 11, 2019
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Drive-by Swiping

When travelling across long distances and using tinder (or any dating app) to swipe in the local area whilst still in transit and passing through, to get matches with the local population but never intending to stay there.
Me and some friends were heading back to London from Edinburgh. I got bored so I got on tinder. I ended up Drive-by Swiping down past the peak district and got a macth with this girl in Brimingham.
by PeshyAdventures August 20, 2020
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Drive-By Media

(uncountable) (US, idiomatic) Mass Media that provides broad or misleading statements in quick succession without context or explanation. Never returning to "Original" stated story /report with unbiased factual information for follow up.
You know what a Drive-By shooting is.

CALLER: Sure.

RUSH: You got a bunch of renegades in a car and they drive into a crowd and they start spraying bullets around and they head on down the highway and make a total mess of things. They ruin some people. They kill some people in the case of Drive-By shootings. Then they head on down the highway and they do it again. Meanwhile, other people have to clean up the mess. The Drive-By Media is the same way. They come in with their cameras and their microphones and their news reporting, and they create an absolute mess. They scare the hell out of people. They literally cause carnage. Their actions sometimes are destructive and ruinous to individuals. They kill the reputations of people, or try to. And then they get in the convertible, they head on down the highway and they find the next group of people to do the same thing to while there are those of us who have to go in and clean up the mess.
by Iceman99turbo March 24, 2021
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