Douchecanoe

A person who is just the biggest bag o' dicks. And who claim their dick is the biggest, but a very afraid of rulers.📏

Some dude: oi you know Derek over there?
Some other dude: yeah.
Some dude: he's such a douchecanoe, I don't know why people like him.

by SquiDwaRD EpIc yEeT November 26, 2021

douchecanoe

a crappy person
someone who has wronged you
a fool
someone who does dumb things
a word to call somebody when ur in public and must refrain from saying words that are less socially acceptable

"Your friend is such an idiot! I can't believe he just put his dick in a sheet of pastry and walked around the room yelling "anybody want a sausage roll??!!!"
He's such a Douchecanoe!!"

by salsworth January 18, 2023

Doucemonic

adj: either 1)so douchy that one is evil; or the more common 2)a truly evil entity prone to placation, embellished rocker tees and awful deeds.

I can't believe that doucemonic guy in the club tried to slip me a ruffie.

Jon Gosselin went totally doucemonic.

douce men mid-life crisis

by wrygrrl February 10, 2010

Douchebotchery

any act which is in the furtherance of douchy behavior

I can't believe how much douchebotchery that bro created at the kegger last night

by tinglish1177 May 8, 2011

Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015

Doucheboy

Young Teenagers going into adulthood who act like complete Douches

Person A: Hey do you think the One Direction boys are Assholes

Person B:Yeah I think they are all a bunch of Doucheboys

by JoseAwesomeness May 10, 2015

d0uchecanoe

Don't take advice from her

Oh shit I got banned on v3rm cuz i took advice from d0uchecanoe

by Dafuckingdopeman July 31, 2015