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Dokos

One of the worst insults you can call someone
Jeff call Fred a Dokos, so Fred beat his ass down.
by Wanderinghobo77 December 1, 2004
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doodoo munger

One who poops and then stuffs it up there rectal cavity and poops it out again
god stop being a doodoo munger
by johnston hughs May 27, 2006
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doodoofart

a nice way of sayingpiece of shit” or “dumbass
“Your a little doodoofart”
My teacher is such a doodoofart”
by bruh.dude April 16, 2020
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donkolator

An undesirable man/woman who is in the act of checking you out.
That ugly bitch was quite the donkolator, don't you agree?
by Pete Karl February 10, 2004
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Doodooanity

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
by The Poop November 25, 2004
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DooDoo Cock

DooDoo Cock is what a man gets when he goes anal, (Hits it from the back) and his sexual partner hasn't quite wiped her ass clean. As a result of the partner's "anal negligence" the man's penis now has fecal matter on it.
Alternate Spellings: Doo-Doo Cock, Doo Doo Cock
Karlton: Dude, I heard you got some booty last night!
Chris: Nigga, dat shit was FUCKED up! I tapped it from the back, and when I pulled out, I had DooDoo Cock!
Karlton: Oh shit, man! You should have slapped that bitch and told her to wipe her ass! Goddamn, son!
by The Little Fetis March 7, 2009
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doodoo (doo·doo) n.

doodoo, gonna put it onnnn you!
by kurt December 30, 2002
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