Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018

Divorce

Ending of a marraige.

Needs weren’t met.

Arguments.
Money arguments mainly.

Peter’s parent’s decided not to stay together after arguments and a while of growing apart. They decided to divorce.

by Debt19 March 1, 2019

Divorcenya

Divorcenya - when you threaten to divorce your spouse but what you really mean is I love you and just want more sex

I'm so tired of arguing with you I'm divorcenya.

by DR H&M October 26, 2019

Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"

"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"

by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020

Divorce.

The financial punishment in America for abandoning your friends and family for sex.

Yea I haven't seen Jason in 10 years, it's about time for him to get a divorce.

by Ufa1 May 19, 2020

Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.

Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.

by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020

Divorce vows

The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.

The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.

by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021