long distance relationship

Something that mostly happens to teens( and adults) that involves in making an emotional connection that lives a great distance away from them. These situations usually end in tragedy but they also end in a happy ending( this rarely happens)

Chad: " yo you know i'm in a relationship"

john: " you know that long distance relationship don't last right?"

Chad: " shut the fuck up i'm lonely"

long distance relationship by sad_boy_hours September 28, 2018

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Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

Long Distance Relationship by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

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Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

Long Distance Relationship by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017

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Long Distance Lover

A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.

Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...

Long Distance Lover by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009