A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest
by Jordan0517 February 20, 2010
Get the Long Distance Divamug. A relationship some say is doomed to fail. It generally consists of two people who live in completely separate locations who have romantic feelings for one another.
Kyle, who lives in Sydney, Australia, is in a long-distance relationship with Ashley, who lives in the U.S.
by Sinkes January 1, 2009
Get the Long-distance Relationshipmug. When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly
Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!
by trets May 7, 2009
Get the Softened by Distance (SBD)mug. A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?
-Eh same thing.
(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
Get the long distance whoremug. Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
by niggman star33 January 21, 2021
Get the Within farting distancemug. When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.
"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020
Get the Long Distance Coronalationshipmug. by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010
Get the Distance 10'smug.