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dickforce

When a fellow Star Warsian uses the force of their dick to choke another.
Anakin, your dickforce is overwhelming.
by Discodicko4 February 3, 2008
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dickstorm

verb; the stealth act of planting an anonymous drawing of a penis or similarly offensive illustration in a place where someone is likely to discover it when not suspecting.

noun; in reference to the article itself, often a hand-drawn image on a scrap of paper taped to the inside of a friends sunglasses or buried in their sugar pot.
That Chris is a genius, he lowered my office chair all the way so when I went to grab the lever to correct it I found a cheeky dickstorm stuck to it.
by dick storm July 21, 2011
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dickfor

Dickfor is the punchline to a common joke told by many children usually between grade school and middle school, and has recently been resurrected by many Univeristy of Virginia wrestlers. An unsuspecting victim is typically baited into saying "What is a dickfor?" after the person instigating them says something such as "You are a dickfor", at which point the person telling the joke responds with "for peeing silly!", hilarity ensues and the victim is given a cranberry juice for being a total loser.
Calvin: Stop being a dickfor
Mikey: Whats a dicfor?
Calvin: for peein silly!
by LAME!!! April 13, 2007
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dicktard

Idiot: Aint nobody gunna shit on Trump like that
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.
by TomBrady69 September 25, 2017
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dickory

like in "hickory dickory clocks", dickory is used as an adjective that will be descibing the worst of situations and of objects.
The clansman makes a good point when he bought piece of dickory clocks for jocks.
by Freed O.T. February 22, 2006
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dickworm

Dickworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans penis. It is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. Dickworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.

Dickworm is primarily caused by improper Asian blowjob technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. Rarely dickworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (From prolonged contact with dog)

There are two treatment techniques for dickworm:

A) Anal sex has been known to remove dickworm completely

B) Rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. This will almost always destroy the infection.
"Oh my god, that guys cock has dickworm!"

"I pulled it out, and he had fuckin dickworm!"

"I got head from that fuckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst BJ ever..I busted in her right eye and the next day I see symptoms of fuckin dickworm, not again!"
by Jim Blackness December 28, 2005
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DickTracy

to describe someone who traces dicks.
jordan drew is a dicktracy
by Boner August 24, 2003
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