dickbutt

dickbutt (pronunciation: dik-buht)

verb (slang)
1. To press the penis against an object in a short, sharp fashion in order to illicit a humourous response

noun (slang)
1. A barrel or cask used to hold penises in order to illicit a humourous response
2. The end of the grip of a firearm, carved into a penis shape in order to illicit a humourous response
3. The remains of a cigarette after smoking, moulded into a penis shape in order to illicit a humourous response

synonyms:
1. cocktub, willymuzzle

1. You've brought more penises? Good, good. Sort them by size and chuck them in to the appropriately labelled dickbutt. Then we can start making some hot dogs!

2. Please dont dickbutt my face today, I've just had my wisdom teeth out.

by curriemaster September 2, 2013

dicksation

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up

Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?

by fofo92 June 21, 2009

dickatoesis

Dickatoesis: bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatoesis after having oral sex with her boyfriend.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 27, 2015

Dickation

A vacation where an individual enjoys a lot of good dick

I haven't had sex in so long, I need a dickation

by BrittanyBilliken October 20, 2016

Dickeating

When people all hop in an argument against one person, just for the sake of it.

Can you guys stop dickeating him? It’s between us.

by dickeat11 September 30, 2020

Dicknatized

When a person of any gender and orientation is engaging intimately with a person with a penis, there is a chance you may end up dicknatized. Even if you know there is no future for the two of you.

This happens after intimacy when there is a release of Oxytocin in the brain, tricking us into believing we are bonded and in love with someone.

It usually builds slowly overtime and hypnotizes us blindly into falling for someone that we would not have been interested in as a potential partner, had we not had sex.

Warning- as innocent as it seems, being love can be more powerful than any drug, and if you end up dicknatized by a selfish prick, it could ruin your entire life. Take a step back and evaluate if this is serving your greatest good. For support contact a therapist or a good friend.

V - I think I’m falling for him.
J- you told me you see no future together?
V- but that DICK though!
J- oh girl, you’re dicknatized.

by ValGina PureRomance November 23, 2021

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014