Dexter

Pronunciation: \ˈdex-ter\
Function: noun

A person who is driving and texting at the same time, typically being observed swerving and not paying attention to the road.

Harrison: Whoa... look at that guy driving, he must be drunk or totally stoned.

Mike: No dude, he's trying to drive and txt. What a dumbass.

Harrison: Totally...he's a dexter.

by ruddster November 26, 2009

dextering

named after the Movie Series "Dexter"; the act of placing cellophane all over your apartment, or home, prior to having your marital partner shave your parts of, or entire, body; the purpose of this is so that not piece of hair falls onto your carpet or flooring.

He is in the routine of dextering his apartment prior to having woogie shave his body or give him a haircut.

by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009

dexteriterly challenged

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

that girl is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, gutted.

by Sybarition March 21, 2008

Dexterbelted

A moderately formal way to say pwned or owned.

"Dude, you just got dexterbelted!"

by AnonymousDude2.0 March 16, 2009

dected

short for detected

after i saw "her" adams apple, i dected that something was up.

by Grover112 March 2, 2010

Dexedrine

Mars in a nuclear pill bottle

I got 922 Dexedrine in my heart I'm a minty turd.

by Cody5050 January 15, 2022

dexterbation

masturbation with the right hand cf sinisterbation, m with the left hand.
Not to be confused with dextrobation, dextrous masturbation

I tried dexterbation for a change last evening, but I expect I'll revert.

by Philologue August 14, 2011