by anonymous February 27, 2021

Often touted as power in the hands of the people but is actually a euphemism for power in the hands of the morons.
by The dude abiding August 20, 2020

Kind of the same thing as your definition needing approval on Urban Dictionary. Usually the people who vote are ordinary and don't have a mind of their own. Not to be confused with Independance..
This guy looks too original and not like everyone else. By power of my democracy, I vote NO. He's a witch,Burn him!!!(They are biased and hypocritical, cause they stick up for their own and belittle others)
by Isshinryuboi77 February 10, 2013

Democracy is a primitive state of mind, or rather mindlessness, giving "power to the populace" from greek. By definition if there was a developed alien species on Mars, democracy would brand it as non-democratic automatically and wage a full-scale war against it till total extinction of one of the unlucky sides.
by Abongo April 23, 2024

Democracy is when vote
Best SpongeBob episode:
100% One Course Meal
Worst SpongeBob episode:
1000000% Band Geeks
"I Love Democracy"
100% One Course Meal
Worst SpongeBob episode:
1000000% Band Geeks
"I Love Democracy"
by IntergalactalEnergy August 16, 2023

Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Something that seems reasonable to people at the left side of the intelligence bell curve but eternally frustrating people on the right.
by anon136 March 7, 2015
