Darwin

Here's his theory in a simplified metaphor:

If you took a watch and ripped it apart, and dismantled it so that no piece was attatched to another in any way shape or form, and buried in the ground for a couple billion years, electrocuted it, exposed it to various chemicals, and let it sit, eventually, by some random Frankenstein's monster process, when you unburied it, you would have a complete, working watch.

Darwin though that happened with the first organic molecule 4 billion something years ago

No, of course that makes complete sense. It has to, or else you'll fail your freshman biology test

Darwin, as much as everyone wants your theory to make sense, I've got some news for you... You fail

by MTRCxY August 14, 2010

Darwin'd

Bitch Slappin someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.

Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.

Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!

Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .

by Rostra Maximus September 1, 2010

darwin fish

noun. a small metal fish with legs and the word "darwin" inside it, usually placed on the back of a car, partly in order to mock jesus fish and partly to show support for a cruel online scientific community known as the "darwin awards" that awards people who die in the stupidest ways

My athiest teacher has a darwin fish on her solar-powered vehicle

by chrysophylax1 June 18, 2004

Darwinism

A semi-scientific philosophy which claims that all life exists as a result of highly improbable circumstances and haphazard mutations a.k.a. "hopeful monsters." Darwinists have a tendency to proclaim that Darwinian evolution can account for everything (frog to a prince) while also appealing to ignorance in the face of massive gaps in their philosophy.

Darwinism is closely related to naturalism.

"The dogmatic apostles of Darwinism are a militant bunch."

by scenester December 26, 2005

Derwin Wong

1. A real noob that is no at anything
2. Counter-Strike yearly number 1 MORON
3. The "Nips Factor"

I thought I saw a Derwin Wong! I did, I did saw a Derwin Wong! Look at those nips.

by I_Should_Kill_Myself March 21, 2004

Charles Darwin

to take a friends items and rub on ones selfs lower parts...

Tyler why did you just Charles Darwin Kevin's cell phone....

by the giant 95 October 19, 2010

economic darwinism

A population control method. Whereby everyone is sterilized at birth. When they can afford to reverse the procedure they have proven themselves ready and fit to reproduce.

If people are serious about population control they will need to decide between economic darwinism or some other method that may be race or religion based.

by Angatkuq January 26, 2011