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Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious
Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020
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poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof
by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020
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dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.
Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.
by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021
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hoof doof

A silly/goofy looking person, place or thing
Look at that dogs haircut. He looks like a hoof doof!
by Trapqueenangie July 23, 2022
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hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.
by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022
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doof

v. doof, doofs, doofed

1. To abondon one's friends;
2. To have your feet exposed at all times;
3. To have an endless amount of swag.
by fucyouhoe August 23, 2022
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bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn
Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022
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