A portmanteau of the words Definition and Defamation.
This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".
High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"
(the next day)
High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".
(weeks later)
High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".
(months later)
High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"
High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".
High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".
High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"
(the next day)
High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".
(weeks later)
High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".
High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".
(months later)
High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"
High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".
High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".
High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
by Legowombat July 28, 2008
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DAMNATION TEMPTATION!!!!
I can't beleive my Girlfriend found out I cheated on here with Paris Hilton!!!!
As if I had a choice, shes friggen hawt dood!
I can't beleive my Girlfriend found out I cheated on here with Paris Hilton!!!!
As if I had a choice, shes friggen hawt dood!
by Pat Back December 14, 2006
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"Deobination" is a mix of Deobi and Nation. Deobi is another word (romanization of hangul: 더비) for Korean boy group, THE BOYZ's fandom name, The B. Deobination simply means the fandom nation where all The Bs gather together and supporting our k-pop idol at the same time, same place, same platform.
Person A: Hey today is April 3rd right?
Person B: Yeah... Wait! It's Deobination Day!!!
Person A: OHH RIGHT!! It's our fandom anniversary!!! Can't believe I almost forgot it.
Person B: Let's see if there are any new fandom events today!
Person B: Yeah... Wait! It's Deobination Day!!!
Person A: OHH RIGHT!! It's our fandom anniversary!!! Can't believe I almost forgot it.
Person B: Let's see if there are any new fandom events today!
by lee an April 2, 2021
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Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
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by Trisha's da bomb May 6, 2015
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J: Who in the hell backdated unit space logs into locked financial periods? I thought that was never supposed to happen?
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
L: Our period logging architecture was never meant to have the underlying tables updated directly by the application! The trigger keeps each window internally sequenced, so shifting a reporting post date into the middle of a locked post month will have devastating effects on all the downstream logs.
H: The backdating damnation quandary is clearly taking hold. Fellas you can't unring this bell! There is no undo for `rm -rf /*` and there is no `rollback` if you forgot your `begin`! Talk to the dbas, this is going to be a long night...
by badhorsey June 25, 2020
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