Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
Woah why I'm attracted to middle aged men with or without children?
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
by wronnii May 5, 2022
HOT DILFS IN YOUR AREA, ONLY 5 MILES AWAY
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4 miles away
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1 mile away
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*Grindr notification*
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4 miles away
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*Grindr notification*
by Why can’t I have someone.com June 21, 2022
Sebastian Klein is the ultimate omega dilf, and you should pray to him every morning yessir shawty
If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
by miffster June 24, 2021
by tortilla simp June 4, 2021
He is so attractive, he must be “Dilf Ellis”.
by alexturnersmum June 8, 2021