the celery dances at midnight

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

courtesty-clerk

stupidest fuckin job in the world
you push carts clean up shit and bag groceries

"clean up on aisle 5 for a courtesty-clerk"

by courtesy April 30, 2008

clerp

its pretty much the same as the word marclar. It can be used to describe anything. It can be a noun, a verb, and adjective. Pretty much anything.

hey clerp, lets go clerp the clerp before the clerp clerps.

by chicattaman June 20, 2007

Clergy

A Sexual group activity involving animals of any sort.

Brad: Hey Chadley, wanna have a clergy afterschool?
Chadley: Yeah for sure broham! Can we fuck the horse this time instead of the chicken?
Brad: For sure broski!

by Retztition December 11, 2018

celery cheesecake sticks

used to describe abnormally large sagging testicles

" look at that guy! his celery cheesecake sticks are hangin out of his shorts! "

by Anonymous January 10, 2003

clerence

An extremely ugly man who has a very large head and is trash at baseketball. His head is too big for his body and he isn't love anywhere. He usually gets dumped but begs the girls for another chance. Clerence is the name of a want to be basketball player who will always be Jamaals son

That's and ugly person. he's a clerence

by Clerence May 9, 2017

Celery

Celery is a girl who you probably don't want to cross paths with. She has very sociopathic tendencies and can change personalities very quickly if it gives her what she wants. Celery will make friends and drop them when they are of no use to her anymore. She will lie and deceive you to benefit herself, and is very self-centered. No one will ever get to know her the way she knows herself. Although good at hiding it, she will make you think she believes your lies. She usually knows you are trying to deceive her before you know you are. Never get on the wrong side of a Celery. She may look and act nice, but alone, she's a monster.

Why is Celery acting like she doesn't care?

Probably because she doesn't.

by nononever August 11, 2020