Cumberbatch

A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.

I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.

by Jacksun Edwurd October 2, 2013

cumberbum

That thing that looks like a garder for guys when they wear a tux.

I was called a cumberbum by OC Supreme--I was like "Oh. Um. What's a cumberbum?" Me and my silly blonde moments!

by Leila M. April 19, 2007

Commercial CornHole

When the previews pass and you start eating your popcorn and you are then cornholed by a commercial before the movie starts.

I was watching Doubt and screwed around during the previews and when they were over I started tuning in and was ass fucked by a Commercial CornHole just before it started.

by DrivebyMedia June 24, 2009

commercial drive relationship

A relationship between three (or more) people who are all intimately involved with one another. Not necessarily at the same time as in a threesome, but are dating during the same time period.

Jenny, Tom and Sarah are all hooking up with each other in a commercial drive relationship.

by markon March 25, 2010

Commercial snack

When you're watching TV and you get a snack (chips, pretzels, a sandwich, etc.) during a commercial break, only to finish said snack before the commercials end.

TV: We'll be back after these messages!

Boris: Shit man, this show kicks ass, but it would kick even more ass with some Fritos.

*Boris gets a bag of Fritos*

Boris: Ahh those were good Fritos. Holy shit the show hasn't even started!!

TV: We're back! (Scrubs resumes)

Boris: Ahhh fuck, damn commercial snacks.

by I Will Kill You May 11, 2007

Cumerade

A delicious blend of electrolytes, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and nice...warm...CUM!!!

for more info, go to this link:

http://cumerade.ytmnd.com

- Hey dude, did you bring the gatorade to the race for the runners??

- You mean Cumerade, right??

- What's that??

- Don't worry about it...(maniacal laughs)

by cumerade April 3, 2009

diet coke commercial

Watching hot men with nice muscles, like in the Diet Coke commercial where office women use their time on break to look out the window onto the construction workers.

Oh man, he was a total Diet Coke commercial, I just stood there and stared at his abs. I want to lick that little spot above his hip.

by Coell CMU February 13, 2007