nick crompton

A renowned poet from the city of England, a fashion lord - his collar stay poppin and a rap legend. nick crompton has replaced the word god so now when you refer to our lord you use the phrase nick crompton

nick crompton is always watching

by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018

Satay Crumpet

Wiping your arse on the bath mat.

We ran outta bog roll so I had to make a satay crumpet

by Rusty ranga August 7, 2019

Blended crumpet

A handsome man

He was very blended crumpet

by Blended September 1, 2020

"Benjamins" Crump

America's top black ambulance chaser parasite shyster lawyer.

Yo, pigs dropped Deonte but his moms call "Benjamins" Crump an she gonna git PAAAYYYED! He only takin fitty puhcent.

by Dakawn Vick April 26, 2021

Drumumpf crumpf

dromaldm brumpy wumpy stumky chumcky phat ASSSSSSSSSSS

omagoh, grumph, ur ass is SO. FATTTTTTTT!!!!! DRUMUMPF CRUMPFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by peace_out_man April 12, 2022

crumping

Great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.

Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.

by kitty kat :3 December 24, 2009

crump stick

A word for Shut The Hell Up And Go Home!!!

S.T.H.U.A.G.H

Westyn, you need to crump stick outta here

by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007