crackington

Crackington is the whoom of doom age. It’s lingers around in whoom of doom. It has no voice’ it has no pecker
It never never wanted a pecker.
You see
You see him at here
You see him Ruddy every were
Up and down

Left and right

Crack grin doesn’t give a shite
He’s quite a guy loves bronze eye

If he had apecker
It would be brouner than ever.

The whoom of dooom is crackington

by Wombofdoom May 24, 2022

Chucking a Flounder

To suddenly and unexpectantly disappears at the most inconvenient time or times.

"Did he just chuck a flounder?"
"Im chucking a flounder tonight"

by Abravepeasant May 16, 2023

Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.

1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.

by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012

astral cucking

When you're having sex and you astral project so you can watch from a distance while your physical form and your partner go to town

Remember when Doctor Strange and Christine are in the hospital and he's dying and she's using the defibrilator on him while his astral form fights Kaecilius? Imagine that but Strange and Christine are bumping uglies and Strange is watching from the mirror dimension. That's astral cucking for ya.

"Hey girl imma fuck you so good you go into the dark dimension"

by Falsifications January 31, 2020

Whats Cracking Shawty?

Used to tell your bitch what's up.

hey Whats Cracking Shawty? want to fuck?

by Cumshot69420 June 9, 2021

Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.

Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!

by mjmnz April 3, 2022

chucking arse

dave clark loves to chuck arse with his monday book!

i was going to the job centre and i seen dave chucking arse outsideheathy

by shagheap January 13, 2009