Definitions by mjmnz

Mattress Cracking 

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.

Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!

Mattress Cracking by mjmnz April 3, 2022