crocs and socks

being extra careful, covering your bases.

I already posted an apology video, but I need crocs and socks or I'll get canceled. I'll tweet a notes app screenshot too.

by casamlf September 21, 2022

Croc

1. The ultimate gains bro, large reproduction rod, swole, tan, and juicy af.
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds

Whoa look as Josh he’s such a croc

“Hey croc go talk to those girls and tell them to come here”

by Crocrppl2 March 28, 2019

Crocs

A crocodile

"He saw a group of four crocs basking in the sun near the riverbank."

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

croc-pot

The act of giving or recieving a footjob while wearing the popular rubber footwear know as crocs

Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk

by TGOD123 May 11, 2011

Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019

Croc-Foot

The black discolouration that occurs on the bottom of one's foot due to the design of crocs whereby dirt enters through those stupid vent holes, but cannot escape once inside.

Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot

Is your foot frostbit like Mr. Deeds or do you just have Croc-Foot?

by Davey Crock-Footet September 13, 2011

Crocs

The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.

"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"

"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."

"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."

by Psuedonet June 22, 2025