Wavy, the Waving Crocodile 

Puppet character from The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Wavy, the waving crocodile

Wavy, the Waving Crocodile by Chunks10 July 24, 2010

Crocostimpy

A terrible, fearsome creature that inhabits the Galapagos Islands. Discovered by nature show hosts Ren and Stimpy, the creature is known for its large blue nose, small brain, and its distinctive call of "Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy".

In June of '93, I had my left nostril bitten off by a Crocostimpy.

Crocostimpy by P-faff August 14, 2006

crock of shit 

Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.

The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.

crock of shit by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Barry Crocker 

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

Barry Crocker by lostempire June 11, 2006

Crocodile Death Roll 

When partaking in anal sex, the person receiving the package squeezes their asshole really tight and proceeds to do a barrel roll-like motion.

While Gary was ass humping his wife, he accidentally called out Bruce Willis' name, so his wife gave him a Crocodile Death Roll.

Crocodile Death Roll by Yum--cake balls March 20, 2011

Crocodile Smile 

A fake smile, or insincere approval. This smile is given with deception or sarcasm in mind instead of true happiness or good-will.

A sly or sinister smirk. While a real smile conveys warmth, this smile is given to hide evil intent. Popular with politicians, crooks, and phony friends.

Similar to "Crocodile Tears", exaggerated sorrow or fake tears, a crocodile smile is usually given by someone with an ulterior motive.

Although he was blissfully employed, Barry borrowed $500 from his friend Joe and slipped him a "Crocodile Smile".

Joe: So, you need a loan to fix your car?
Barry: Yeah, things are rough.
Joe: What's with the "Crocodile Smile"? Is there something you're not telling me Barry?
Barry: Ugh.

Crocodile Smile by kingphilip2 March 13, 2012

Kentucky Crockpot 

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

Kentucky Crockpot by Don Jr. February 27, 2015