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Cream Boy

A boy that creams from their badussy often.
by kalaphantom March 28, 2022
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Boston Creamer

When you put a boston cream donut in front of someones asshole then you put your stiffy through the the cream filled part of the donut and into their butt also with the cream still on your dick. then your continue analing with the cream in their ass and then you cum in their ass. Once you've finished up you eat the cream/cum mix out of their ass.
I took a stop at Krispy Kreme before taking my girl home. I gave her the boston creamer.
by bubbly_sphincter7 November 16, 2014
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hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.
Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!
by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015
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Bovarian Cream

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.
After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
by JonkersAK October 30, 2015
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love cream

Love cream is the type of special cream produced while making love it is how we were all made we started off as love cream.
Jane: give me some of that love cream
John: no we will be eating our future children
by Laalalaaaa June 24, 2016
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UPS cream pie

When you jizz inside of a box, tape it back up and then deliver it to its destination.
Give that box the old UPS cream pie

Oh fuck not again I got UPS cream pied!
by The package handlers December 15, 2020
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Mexican cream puff

Passing gas into your partners mouth as they are giving you a rim job.

Can result is the elusive and magical “El Diablo Azul” if there happens to be some romantic candles (or flames) burning close by for their exhale.
After dinner my partner was so full they barely had room for a Mexican Cream puff that evening.
by Osmodiar September 11, 2021
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