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Sweat-crying

When you sweat so hard it rolls into your eyes, both stinging your eyes and giving the appearance that you’re crying.
Harper ! What’s the matter? It’s so damned hot I’m sweat-crying!
by swarthmoredoc June 25, 2022
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Male Crying Hysteria

A mock mental illness, defined as when a grown man is so emotionally unstable that they can't help but cry and break into panic at the slightest inconvenience or hint of stress.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.
My roommate started freaking out and breaking shit after I left a plate in the sink for half a day. He must have MCH, Male Crying Hysteria.
by Violence Enjoyer December 3, 2022
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Chinese Crying Mantis

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.
Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!
by Will and jjj August 19, 2008
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Crying

A thing you do when you are sad it will most likely happen if you are sad for a while
A thing you can cause on accident or on purpose
Something that can also be caused by gagging
On purpose
Fake Gagging
On accident
Real gagging can cause crying
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craving rutledge

desiring sex or sensuality
Hey! Why are you so down?

Oh man! I'm craving rutledge!
by da February 12, 2004
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The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Pregnancy Craving

When you're craving a massive amount of cocaine will pregnant.
"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"

"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016
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