Crapitalism

The tendency of the so-called free market to provide ever decreasing substance at ever increasing costs. The practice may result in short term profit but in the long term erodes public confidence in the product or service in question finally resulting in financial loss...

My television service provides less dependable service and regularly raises rates as the result of Crapitalism.

by Macrobank November 11, 2018

Crapass

sucking, a lot. Lots and lots of sucking. Not good. Hannah made up the word to describe a feeling that didn't have a word. Comes from crap and ass

My *crapass* computer keeps crashing.

by Hannah Banana )()\( December 29, 2004

Crapital

The derivative name of Capital University Law School, located in Columbus, OH.

"Where did you go to law school?"
"I went to Crapital."
"Well, good luck...NEXT."

by ScrantonWordMeister February 16, 2010

craisin

crazy Asian. Often a useful term in college towns.

"Hey look, there's a couple craisin's studying in the park!"

or

"Did you see those two craisin's in the nerd parody of Jizzed in My Pants?"

by Komrad Krunch November 10, 2009

crapinahat

online useable word for crap or shit. Typing this instead of crap in a hat will avoid most antispam/swear programms in online gaming (punk buster, etc.) since they are trained to the single words only

This will get you kicked:
Player 2 (H&k MP5) Player 1
-Player 1- : CRAP!

While this will leave you playing...unless people decide to kick you...
Player 2 (H&k MP5) Player 1
-Player 1- : CRAPINAHAT!

by iPoke April 1, 2007

Crapps

The crappy applications on your smart phone that aren't worth a crap and just waste space.

Beth couldn't download the Google+ app because there were too many crapps on her phone using up the memory.

by Iheartwombos September 21, 2011

crapillary action

Similar to capillary action, this is the process that allows the brown liquid from a baby's full pant load to creep up the narrow gap between their diaper and back rolls. This can happen without a gravity assist - often the crap juice will travel in ways that seem to defy conventional physics.

As I put my hand behind baby to get him/her/it out of the crib, I got a handful of soggy onesie. CRAPILLARY ACTION!!!

by SICST9 January 28, 2018